BLOODY BRIDGET

“’Blood only whets her appetite. She must eat their beating hearts!’”
Anastasia and I had an amazing cast and crew on this one—too much fun to shoot!

ALIENS, CLOWNS, & GEEKS

The tale of an out-of-work actor who finds the key to universe stuck up his ass. Very, very poignant! (Also off-the-charts fun to shoot.)

BUY – Blu-ray Special Edition

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FORBIDDEN ZONE

Essentially, a film version of my and Danny’s stage show of the Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo—with some added madness, of course. Life is funny–this little “no-budget” film is more popular now than it was 40 years ago.

BUY – Blu-ray Special Edition

RENT

MODERN VAMPIRES

Hell of a cast—Rod Steiger, Casper Van Dien, Kim Cattrall, Natasha Lyonne, Natasha Wagner (and more). Company that hired me imploded half-way through. Did the best I could under insane circumstances–result still fun.

SHRUNKEN HEADS

“’Never have I seen a head so small show affection of this sort!’ –Remarks the witch doctor after watching Tommy’s animated shrunken head trying to nuzzle between Sally’s breasts.”

FORBIDDEN ZONE 2

Forbidden Zone 2 is my lifetime “bucket list” film. We’ve come close to making it several times but these things are complicated—we continue on the road. Please stay tuned!!

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